do you have any jokes??

share niyo aman..

hmmm...
gwa aq bukas ng joke..
hehehe...
my mind is tired...

ahahaha... d aq marunong magenglish.. math nlng .. ahahah

iknowursecret69 wrote:

ur mama so old!!

when she breastfeed.

powder comes out!!

jokes lang yan guys..

wla maoofend..

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"

"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.
"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.
"Nope."
"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.
"Nope."
"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.
"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."
"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!"

wala eee
pero nakakatawa uyng jokes d2 :]

pOst nAMn kEo ng JOkeS Guyz,,,,

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